I Am Most Like a Fox

While at my dad's house for Thanksgiving, I happened across this gem from my childhood. It is a story about how I am most like a fox that I wrote for school, many years ago. I hope that you, like me, find the style and wording to be hilarious. Enjoy!

I Am Most Like a Fox by Travis Evans

I am most like a fox because I am smart like one. I use my brain in tough situations. If I am having a problem, I try to solve it cleverly.
I can handle stressful situations. A fox can't panic, or it will get caught by hunters. I say this because in some situations if I were to panic, it would mean big trouble for me.
I have good eye-sight, like a fox. A fox can see for long distances. So can I. A fox isn't near-sighted or far-sighted, just like me.
I can smell really well, like a fox. I can smell things that are pretty far away. I can also tell what the smell is.
The fox is different from me because it can hear really well; I can't. It is slim; I am not. It has a tail; I don't. It has claws; I don't.
I am still like a fox.